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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

The First Annual FFF Political Award


The First Annual Fucking Fascist Finger Political Awards.


It is that time of the year when awards, like candy at Halloween, are handed out in the fields of entertainment, music and film from Bollywood to Europe, from Nashville to Hollywood. Judgments are made by experts and the public on the quality of individual efforts, contributions, work and performance.


It only proper, in this man’s judgment that political figures and enterprises related to the practice of politics and “public service” should be evaluated and singled out for their rightful recognition.


So sit back and relax and enjoy the presentation from Fascist Hall.


Thus the award recipients, and one can hardly call them “winners”, are as follows:


FIRST FASCIST (F-ERS) AWARD

George W. Bush


FIRST FASCIST (F-ER) (BEST SUPPORTING EXECUTIVE CATEGORY) AWARD

Richard B. Cheney


FASCIST (F-ERS) COLLABORATORS AWARD

The United States Senate (For FISA Contribution)


FASCIST (F-ERS) COLLABORATORS (BEST SUPPORTING CATEGORY) AWARD

The US House of “Representatives?” (Dereliction of duty Impeachment)

PLUS


BEST FASCIST (F-ER) IN A SUPPORTING ROLE (MALE) AWARD

Attorney General Michael B. Muksaey


BEST FASCIST (F-ER) IN A SUPPORTING ROLE (FEMALE) AWARD

Condi Rice


CONTEMPTUOUS FASCIST (F-ERS) AWARD

Joshua B. Bolton, Harriet E. Miers, Karl Rove, Alberto R. Gonzales

{Each will receive individual Awards with appropriate narrative citations}


FASCIST (F-ERS) FAILED LEADERSHIP (MALE) AWARD

Harry Reid And What Happened Harry?


FASCIST (F-ERS) FAILED LEADERSHIP (FEMALE) AWARD

Nancy Pelosi (1) (2)


FASCIST (F-ER) “PELOSI WHIPPED WIMP” AWARD

John Conyers and Steny Hoyer


FASCIST (F-ERS) WORST SCREEN PLAYING SCRIPT AWARDS

The Writers and Proponents Of Neocon Madness


FASCIST (F-ERS) NEOCON DICTATORSHIP BUILD UP AWARD

The Program Agenda Execution 1… 2… 3… 4…


FASCIST (F-ERS) AMERICAN HERITAGE SLAUGHTER AWARD

Shredded, Ignored, Disavowed, Trashed, Written Off, Signed Off and Any Other Damn Way to break the law and consign our heritage to the trash can.


FASCIST (F-ERS) LOBBYIST STREET GANG AWARD

The K Street Intimidators


FASCIST (F-ERS) LOBBYIST BIG SPENDERS AWARD

The Lobbyists


FASCIST (F-ERS) COMMUNICATIONS LOBBY AWARDS

The Sell Outs and Kiss Ups


FASCIST (F-ERS) TELCOM COLLABORATORS AWARDS

Telecom We’ll Cooperate, But Protect Our Asses Group


FASCIST (F-ERS) COMPUTERS/INTERNET COLLABORATORS AWARDS

The “Let Us Make A Buck And We’ll Cooperate Consortium


FASCIST (F-ERS) BIG BOYS, GOOD OLD BOYS CLUB TAKER AWARDS

The Bottom Feeding Big Cat Fish


FASCIST (F-ERS) DAILY TAKERS AWARDS

The “Just Bring The Money Club”


FASCIST (F-ERS) TURNCOAT AWARD

Joe Lieberman Of Connecticut, former Democrat?


FASCIST (F-ERS)ADMINISTRATIVE INDOOR SPORTS NEWS AWARD

Bush / CIA Waterboarding Sport Continues


FASCIST (F-ERS) EXPENSIVE FRIENDS AWARD

The Big FriendReally Big! A Cheney Favorite .


FASCIST (F-ERS) UNPARDONABLE PRE-PARDON MANUVER AWARD

“The Libby Affair: To Pardon or not pardon, circumventing the law”.


FASCIST (F-ERS) POLITICAL DISASTER AWARD

The Hillary Clinton Campaign Goes Desperate and Dealing


FASCIST (F-ERS) PROSTITUTE PRESS PULPIT PARROT AWARD

Dana Perino


FASCIST (F-ERS) POLITICAL CONSULTANTS ON THEIR WAY OUT AWARDS

Harold Ickes (Fool) and Mark Penn (Idiot)


FASCIST (F-ERS) CORPORATE MEDIA AWARDS

New York Times Fox NewsThe Washington PostAll The Rest


FASCIST (F-ERS) FIND YOUR OWN NOMINEES GARBAGE CAN


I am granting two special awards: “The Liberty Award” to the only person on the current political scene who has demonstrated the type of courage and honesty of view that is required for this nation to be restored to anywhere near our dreams of America, and “The True Blue Award” symbolic in nature of a True Blue character who exhibits persistence, consistency, commitment, tenacity, and vision is pursuit of a dream. He brings together an entire community in the service of another who is even not of “His kind”, satisfies the most demoniacal and arrogant of critics, bringing joy to others, a unifier of humble beginnings, a dreamer and risk taker, the ideal of all we Blue Folk, currently simply classified as RATS!


NON FASCIST SPECIAL AWARDS (End on a Positive Note)


Just The Awards


Ring down the curtain closing commentary of the Recipients .


You know doing this makes on feel positively Presidential; you know making up the Awards rules as you go, and be being the “Great Decider: saying whatever the hell you feel like saying.


I apologize but time and space are pressing. There are so many more who are deserving of award, so if you’ll take the time to submit additional nominees I promise I will prepare an additional awards ceremony.


Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few men are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others.
- Edward Abbey

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